I'm not a screaming teenage girl and I'm not a Jonas Brothers fan. I don't listen to Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. I listen to the band which is musically and lyrically the best, and its frontman has the most wonderful voice in the universe. Thousands of millions people understand apart from me what I mean if I say: SIT THE FUCK DOWN! My obsession excels every other Muser's devotion and it doesn't cause me bliss if the outsiders call my favourite band a Radiohead clone. I proudly think of Rocket Baby Dolls, Matt, pwoper fish, Chris and Dom! I love the Plug In Baby intro, Matt's crazy giggle and Chris' headshake! I live here, behind God's back but I know what C'MON WEMBLEY means! We're the best in clapping and YEAH, THE BRITISH GUYS ARE THE SEXIEST IN THE WORLD!
Muse, I adore you so!